Aidez le puceau à baiser !


Un jeune homme que nous nommerons Francis, a 25 ans et n'a encore jamais trempé son biscuit. Sa copine, que nous nommerons Jessica lui a promis que s'il parvenait à 5 millions de visites en 30 jours sur ce site, elle ferait un petit quelque chose pour lui (si c'est une fellation, Jessica est fourbe). Alors cliqueeeeez ! rhââââââââ !

The Story of this Website:

So, here's the story - I'm 25, and to this date, have never been laid. Yes, it's sad, but it's true. The whole story, however, is far more interesting than just the lack of sex.

When I was 21, I was engaged to be married to a woman I thought I would be with for the rest of my life, and the two of us had chosen to wait until marriage to have sex so we could share something special with each other. But when I was 22, just six months before our wedding, I discovered that she had been cheating on me and sleeping with another man. Needless to say, I was crushed. For the last 3 years I haven't really been able to bring myself to start dating again as the pain of that betrayal still runs deep inside of me. But as a man, the overwhelming urge to have sex is just starting to get to be too much for me to handle, and so I made a bet with one of my very hot (but also very platonic) female friends - if I can get 5 million visitors to this website in 30 days, she has agreed to help me with my "problem". If I can't get to five million in 30 days, I have to be her personal servant for a week, doing anything she asks me to do.

Thanks for your help - please tell a friend about this site and help me finally get laid. Together we can make this happen!

ATTENTION! Refreshing this page in your browser, or using scripts to visit this site in an automated manner won't help me. Such visits won't be counted. I could cheat by increasing the counter to any value, but that's not the point. Just spread the word. Thanks!

Okay, WHUT ? Ca sent le

Okay, WHUT ?

Ca sent le mytho (pas le fait qu'il soit vierge, mais toute la tirade sur sa virginité dûe à sa déception en amour). On est pas dans 7 à la maison, MERDE !

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oui, c'est possible, mais

oui, c'est possible, mais jouer le gentil lui permet aussi de gagner des clics (c'est là vie, mais cela marcherait moins bien s'il avait mis "non mais putain faut absolument que je fourre MERDE!")

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